You go outside and punch a tree
You think your brother is a zombie
You try and dig a mine in you basement
You dig a basement to make the mine.
You try and open up your inventory
You punch a pig with your fist
You eat raw pork
You eat raw steak
You eat raw chicken
You type in the air while sleeping
You make a tower of dirt to get to the top of a tree
You think you can jump off a skyscraper into a pool of water and survive
You think sleeping resets your spawn
You think you can respawn at your bed
You believe water can't evaporate
You try and smelt sand in your oven
You make a wooden pickax in your garage
You think cars are a figment of your imagination
You try to find the T key when talking with your friends
You see Endermen in your dreams
You put dirt on the ground and expect it to form a block
You believe in Portals to Hell
You try and double tap to run
You try to make TNT
You try and blow up your house and build a new one
You try and place torches on the wall
You believe one day is 10 minutes long
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